Ted (2012)
Ted is streaming in Australia on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Disney Plus.
The verdict
Ted is a dependable English film — it does what it sets out to do. It holds a 6.5/10 on TMDB from 13,492 ratings, right around average territory. It runs a manageable 107 minutes. In Australia you can stream it on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Disney Plus.
Should you spend 1h 47m on it?
1h 47m of English comedy, leaning fantasy. With 13,492 ratings behind it, the number isn't going to move much — you know what you're getting.
- Why
- It sits at 6.5/10 across 13,492 ratings: dependable, not remarkable.
- Skip if
- you're in the mood for something with weight
- Best for
- A normal night, nothing to plan around
Story
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Good to know
| Runtime | 1h 47m |
| Watch with family? | MA 15+ · Older kids & up |
| Genre | Comedy / Fantasy |
| Language | English |
| Best screen | Stream at home |
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Cast
Where to watch in Australia
Included with a subscription — no extra charge on these platforms.
Availability as of 27 Sept 2026 — platforms may change over time.
Trailer
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