Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2024)
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Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person is streaming in France on Sooner, Molotov TV, Paramount+.
What the audience says
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person has pulled the kind of numbers most French films never see. It's sitting at 7.5/10 on TMDB across 439 ratings, which puts it comfortably above average. At a brisk 91 minutes, it slots easily into a weeknight. In France you can stream it on Sooner, Molotov TV, Paramount+.
Should you spend 91 minutes on it?
91 minutes of French comedy, leaning fantasy, not one for younger kids. Tight enough that it's an easy yes if you're undecided.
- Why
- Currently 7.5/10 from 439 ratings, which is a good sign this early.
- Skip if
- you're in the mood for something with weight
- Best for
- A night when you want an early finish
Story
Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem: she's too sensitive to kill. When her exasperated parents cut off her blood supply, Sasha's life is in jeopardy. Luckily, she meets Paul, a lonely teenager with suicidal tendencies who is willing to give his life to save hers. But their friendly agreement soon becomes a nocturnal quest to fulfill Paul's last wishes before day breaks.
Good to know
| Runtime | 1h 31m — short |
| Watch with family? | 12 · Older kids & up |
| Genre | Comedy / Fantasy |
| Language | French |
| Best screen | Stream at home |
Director
Ariane Louis-Seize
Cast
Where to watch in France
Included with a subscription — no extra charge on these platforms.
Availability as of 16 Oct 2026 — platforms may change over time.
Trailer
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